41. There was a polar bear and a penguin playing with the penguins to the hair one by one to pull down, pull finished, on the polar bear said: also put themselves one by one to pull the hair down, turned to penguin said: br> 43. red Q: When you stir the coffee with the right hand or left hand
Mei said:
red right hand, said: Oh, You're brilliant, are not afraid of hot, like I have with a spoon The.
44. Do you know why the penguins live in Antarctica Why?
because they're cold h..
45. There is a snack bar selling dumplings no business,
so she went to ask how do gong,
Institute of Certified Public said: You have to find a fresh corpse to its bun into dumplings,
and then sold that business will be great, but the family had asked that they do not eat The dumplings, otherwise there will be KB happens.
tried the effect of really good boss,
so she look for the body.
her son the next day to take lunch, br> But I can not find the refrigerator so he went looking to see,
found a lunch box he thought was his to away,
did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings,
he look down at noon opened a hop,
morning why dumplings immediately obvious that the 10 becomes 5,
He tried to cover up and then opened the lid and into 2 a!
know why?
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as sticky dumplings In the lid on the.
46. a lumberjack to apply for a job
foreman: in front of you to try h the woods to see you a minute to cut a few trees h..
A minute h.
foreman: wow h. 20 h. one minute is too much h.. where you have to work?
workers: the Sahara Forest hh
foreman: I have only heard of �� been sub-hh Workers Rights hhhhh ..
Desert: The ah h.. later changed the name of friends!
47. Wife: I'm blind, will marry you stepped on dog feces.
Husband: I do not really blind will marry you stepped on dog feces.
dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step hh
48. a story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers , but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring.
finally 3 years later, the boys back home to marry a woman on board has heard the news over his sad, desperate to ring thrown into the sea, three days after the boat. boys go to the street of small restaurants for dinner. served a fish. he pick up the fish bite and bite one of the hard things, threw a look, guess what he saw ????????< br> Fish bones!
49. One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit,
he announced: Fruit of the.
set the time comes, all the children are gathered.
teacher: to Apple. Rod Oh! that Amin you do? because it further and further away.
51. Once there was a horse! it fell into the sea Paozhaopaozhuo.
Therefore, it becomes a The other horse friends a horse, in order to find the horse fell into the sea, the result fell into the river. Later, he became In order to find the missing two friends, came to the traffic chaos of the city.
it is several successive sets the car to run over, making him appear a good few black stripes.
result, it becomes ; a!
fourth in front of only three horses in order to find companions, one day, it came to a factory, the result is transformed into eat the fate of all is to make into the unable to say: green beans with his girlfriend broke up ..
he has been crying crying ....< br> very sad crying ...
results ...
made his ...
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buds ...
the ...
53. One day, cook your stools black stool to see a lump of white,
black big asked: Why you long so beautiful so white?
white stool was so angry!
he said: I'm not a stool! my ice cream!!!
54. have a cat found a mouse h.
Then the sheep-like rush toward the mouse Ehu should
but then he ate the cat ate the mouse been h..
Why???
mice silly points because Tiger is not
clearly
55. a software company is hiring
this day, a dog ran candidates, supervisors feel very depressed and wanted to drive out the dog. a dog out a piece of paper with a pen, write a very neat a few words: Do not discriminate against animals.
Explorer know this is not an ordinary dog, out of curiosity, he decided to try.
Explorer out the conditions for candidates, which reads: 1. must be typed. 2. must be programmed .3. at least proficient in a foreign language.
to the front of the computer so the dog is very skillfully played an article, there is the preparation of a very complex process. and then came to head in front of the manager said: Meow!!
56. toothpaste sister often play fast and loose with a soft bristled toothbrush once
dating brother brother
suddenly fall in love
any connection with electric toothbrushes have a new neighbor today
toothpaste girl: . One day the animals off the temple in front of a very foul smell to the taste.
snake said: grass will not let such a smelly fart. Blushing is a natural. After the roses,
occasionally deliberately gave her to buy eleven roses,
received the flowers he sent, and she is always happy to look puzzled inadvertently reveal the eyes,
Until one day, she read that the number of flowers on behalf of the florid after that,
flowers not necessarily the number of pairs,
and ten representatives of florid rose really impressive it!
But she still hopes to hear him personally say,
was eleven she asked what the representative of roses,
he had only prevaricate.
him up Ask florid rose growers eleven,
flower said: planted a flower three years, heard what the language of flowers!
flowers quite often heard to say to the man to the woman rhetoric,
So why do you put each flower is eleven?
he puzzled and said, growers said:
because hhh
buy ten get one ah ~
59. One day he all right do, where to go hang around the entrance to heaven ~ walked to go,
see a line of elderly people there are very familiar, like his father, Joseph ~
but he was not sure ~ Then he decided to talk over with him.
, ah? my father, also called Joseph ~
but still not too sure ~ ~ So he asked: Mr. replied.
surprised him, thinking how coincidence ~ My father is a carpenter.
Jesus continue to ask: son ah! 60. Xiao Ming 20 million owed to underground banks,
Xiaoming implored him to allow more days,
banks who said: In cutting the four; the first 3 days, then hh Garden view carrying a doll come to spend
baby cry called her mother tree, bird and laughing h
This is in fact a very KB h and the most terrible songs is its sources, because this song has a little-known story behind the h
this changed from being handsome, but slightly older age is more ugly.
therefore not seen her father from, and Jade had his father not to leave any child feel h
jade so unwilling to see the people, and gradually closed. even his mother and sister are not close to her h
only because it was ugly when the plague is a contagious.
the only Jade can accompany a smile on his face, only that the baby and always will. No matter morning and evening, holding it all the jade jade h
sad end on the Mood for Love was about fifteen years old when, due to world-weary sadness and sense of self, in their own room but because h
hanged himself awkeotsang closed since childhood, no one will enter her room.
this way, until the body from the waist length hair to the floor, clothes changed from white to dark red, was the mother of his mother found h
Seeing cried, in dealing with things after the mother has been unable to forget the scene at that time, she will embrace all the fault to their second daughter preference.
this way, the increasingly frail mother grief, and finally in his 30 years of age , depression, death
still hold the baby before leaving, as if that piece of their daughter would go along with things hh
have died in the mother and child under the plain gradually.
crows cry in the night, but the total call when the voice came faint h!
, it is hanging between mother and child.
the house to which they are the only things, only that white face smiling doll!
to calm people's fears, the generals sent carving carved into the doll's face Cat face (to the cat as the mascot of Japan),
but in order not to make it sound (with the general himself was guilty of the concubine daughter born of fear), the generals ordered not allowed to carve a cat face
mouth this way, the doll house placed in the Department spent over a hundred years h..
and isolationist policies in the series after the war, the massacre of a North village and exhausted, of course, was all the erosion of all,
this way, as foreigners in the eyes of Antiquities n dolls, are sold all over the
was removed hundreds of years in this baby was finally made public in the world, but the story is still little known and because of doll faces
to please, so very many wild products, the flow in the country.
collection of ordinary people, but it is only because of its agreeable appearance.
such a sad story with this baby, you must have seen, it is that the original human kind of cop cat h.
ddddd (please pull in the end)
Hello Kitty!
62. The story happened in a long time ago in China,
friends scissors, stone, cloth, play a
mora afternoon together after the game to go home, I walked the stone h
noticed a street lamp fell to a similar kind of Aladdin's lamp
his curious pick it up, brushed the lamp above the mouth of dust
suddenly cropped up in white smoke slowly
white smoke slowly emerging out of a Dragon .. Dragon ..
but dry, a little malnutrition < br> He spoke: give you a desire to h Do not leave it h h .. I'll try, but probably only one can succeed in h because I am half and half dragon h gradually began to be white smoke rolled down, the dragon is also gradually disappeared in the Three Character Classic
wait until white smoke to disperse the stone or the stone h
, scissors or scissors, only the cloth is no longer a cloth, cloth successful man turned out!
worry at a time of both joy,
just someone passing through here to see this scene,
took him down to the records,
this one is Mencius. < br> He wrote:
hhhhh.
cloth successful, become a man.
remark and then handed down to posterity, but also added Chinese teaching materials.
63. an old man died,
because To public memorial, so the body frozen in ice up,
so please come out again when the public memorial.
hot just then,
drops have occurred after thawing the body,
grandson in the next to see, very tense shouting:
nervous! > The man thought for a moment h
heard that cats had nine Mania h
you please give me that right ..
Mania 9 God said ..
your desire to achieve slightly h .
day, that person is free, bored h
want to die a death forget h
9 Mania Well anyway, to lay the tracks
result of a train h.
The man was last h.
dead h
Why is this?
because it sets the train cars are 10 h
65. flurry asked Dad: book ��? right? Which book would read more than two decades also think KB? Traffic pol.ice see her looking at the red light, green light changed red h
or parked in the road, motionless.
So the young lady traffic police came to ask: the color of you? hh
said I do not know how to do
feelings, after all, still can not be forced h.
My friend said
her recent walk with a man close to
I can not believe < br> do not want to believe
as h.. I really like her hh
but h..
in the street that day I was surprised to see her with another he
hand in hand
very close laugh
instant
broken my heart hh hh.
After I knew he was asking
h turned out to be medical students and opened a home
I am among the three major hospitals
flow on the ratio of university students which A hh ..
the past few days I have been awake, or would like to restore the feelings between us h..
I thought
decided to send her a long time one day because
I firmly believe that Apple
shopping, checkout, the clerk asked: ? rummage h
Xiaoming called in the past for questioning.
police inquired as to why embark on a small highway, asked after delivery of tickets to his h
says
1. not wearing a seatbelt
2. unlicensed driving
3. speed of less than 60
70. MM must look beautiful Oh ~~~~< br> Coffee Diet:
Material:
coffee a hundred grams (raw)
water 500 cc h
practice:
1, drink 500cc of water.
2, the coffee beans h.
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Scattered on the ground, picking out one up.
three times a day, repeat month h
71. Life is like a stool, once washed away, it will not come back.
Life is like a stool, how to pull all the appearance, but Every time they are not the same h.
Life is like a stool, and sometimes pull a very cool, sometimes they pull features tangled!
Life is like a stool, you never know, what kind of stuff will be pulled out. .
Life is like a stool, how the results you want, how we should be planted.
Life is like a stool, often hard for a long time, but only a few fart ..
life bursts like a stool, Even more beautiful embellishment, its essence is still the same ..
Life is like a stool, and only brave in silence.
So, as we often say
In fact, his original meaning is seriously ��you into their lives.��
72. a guy to the hospital to be examined, and has done a lot of testing.
doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to cure!
this guy said: Oh my God! that the good news then?
doctors shy to say: I find you quite lovely yeah ~~~~~~~~< br> 73. Girls in a class one day a physics teacher sick leave,
40 female students who are looking forward to be with the class,
to physics class is a great guy actually male teacher,
provocative words with a female student said: Can we do school teachers, some excitement exciting game to play it?
male teacher was silent moment and said:
good ~ ~
the graduates of textbooks away and examination now!
74. One day, my sister crying cockroach cockroaches running back ..
father asked: ? the first time in this life and I was warmly greeted Oh ~ > fast!!!
Drifting out of a gun: I heard that items can immediately send a person to the Western Paradise hhh
76. a hunter with his dogs to hunt for a slip of the day in the woods did not prey .
dark, not willing to keep riding, he was transferred in the woods,
horse suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah!? r
hunters heard shocked, and immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to run away,
ran panting under a tree during a lesson,
dog patted his chest and said to him:
l scared me the horse actually talking! r
so hunters spot was scared to death hhhhhhh
77. a sugar, walked in the Arctic, cold mm-so that he becomes a rock candy!!! < br> 78. a cabbage, while walking to undress, and finally it is not a hhh ..
79. There is a bear came well prepared (with bear to)
incredible book XI (book11)
stopped breathing proud sheep (sheep no breathing)
80. a black to a white cat rescued from the river, you know that white on black was saying anything?
it said : aim ~
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